JuJu walked into my studio with a simple question: “Are you electronics acting odd?”

Oiy. She knows. “Yes! My laptop has been slow. My ipad is being saucy. My phone wont hold a charge,” I murmur in reply. “But how does she know?” I silently think to myself. “Mercury is in retrograde,” JuJu boasts.

What? Mercury in retrograde? I have her sit. I have zero clue what this means, despite often hearing it when I’ve spent too many hours on tik tok.