I love these anti-Valentine’s Day celebrations!
I’m single so that may have something to do with my attitude….but this is a Valentine’s celebration I can enjoy!
In Texas, you know, where all my exes are….both the San Antonio Zoo and the El Paso Zoo are running a cockroach special.
For $20 you can purchase a cockroach, more like sponsor a cockroach, because you don’t get to keep it or anything.
No, your donation allows you to name the cockroach after your EX!
The zoo will then feed it to a reptile and you can watch the whole thing on a live-stream.
That’s cheaper than therapy right there, and probably a little more satisfying!
I wonder if this is something our friends at the Dickerson Park Zoo would do!
Single, it’s complicated, in a domestic partnership…whatever your relationship status is- Happy Valentine’s Day!